call the cops

PICTURE THIS:
- nine policemen
- seven security guards
- five bouncers
- five police cars
- one unmarked police car
- witness statements taken
- we were interrogated for an hour
- phone numbers taken (& checked)
- addresses recorded (3 times)

what were we accused of ?
breaking a road cone, despite offering to pay for it to escape the futility, the police insisted on finding a culprit